You think Michael Phelps just uses the silver ones for coasters? #secondplace isthefirstloser #sureitsnothisfirstthreeway by

RT tony vinh @TonyVinh: Seattle! Come see me and @comedianwillc do Jerry Seinfeld’s jokes tonight at @TulalipResort! Showtime at 8:30 pm! by

Good times at The Comedy Store!!! https://t.co/2rVqk3XGIE by

RT Kevin Fedler @K_Fedler: Back to Vegas for a quick overnight & if I’m lucky I will get to see @comedianwillc perform. Then its off to Dallas. Would rather stay home. by

Be the best U can be, get out from between the TV!!! by

RT Stanford and Son’s @stanfordsop: Correction: Tonight’s @comedianwillc/@chadthornsberry is @ 7pm, not 8pm. #Free tickets to #veterans and military members! Call 913-400-7500 by

RT Stanford and Son’s @stanfordsop: Last night to see military man turned comic @comedianwillc with @chadthornsberry & Richard Montano! Show at 8pm! Call 913-400-7500 for tix! by

RT Stanford and Son’s @stanfordsop: #Army #Navy #AirForce #Marines All #veterans and #lawenforcement get 4 free tickets to @comedianwillc this weekend! Call now – 913-400-7500 by

RT Stanford and Son’s @stanfordsop: That’s right! All weekend we honor the vets free tickets! Come laugh! #MemorialDayWeekend #KansasCity #KCcomedy https://t.co/7y2HI0E1Tw by